Saturday, August 6, 2011

Cowboys and Aliens


The story:
The Aliens had just finished making their spaceship that can cross planetary boundaries. They were distressed because they were under the burden of huge loans. So when they heard about cowboys and the goldrush, they set out immediately putting in huge amount of fuel and reaching the planet Earth.

They planted their spaceship in a far away desert and made that their watch tower as well. Aliens went out at night killing people and stealing gold from them. They brought back the gold and melted it to take it away with them. They also brought back humans and operated on them to study their weaknesses. In the act they killed the humans completely. (yup death is their weakness!).
One such thievery got them in contact with Daniel Craig. They brought him in the operation theatre too with his beau but killed his beau which enraged Daniel and he picked up the alien's hand destruction machine and walked out. (Wonder how intelligent the aliens were. A machine they designed works so well for humans too! Amazing!).
As if this was not enough, they then introduce the cowboy feuds and silly rich spoilt son of Harrison Ford who gets caught by the aliens. Now Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig set out to destroy the aliens. One dame also follows in pursuit who is an alien from some other planet (Whoa! so its alien vs alien right?)
Finally after too much hoo haa they discover the alien tower and blow up a portion of it with small bombs.(Wonder how the ship crossing planetary boundaries is so strong eh?) This makes the aliens really angry and they come out in broad daylight and the war starts. People fight valiantly and there are emotional scenes when Harrison Fords adopted son dies (Ok. So this was an emotional drama all this while?)
Then Daniel and the other alien dame go inside the tower to rescue their people. After doing so, the alien dame feels to destroy the tower she will have to sacrifice herself. Which she does. When the aliens start moving to go back to their planet, she uses their own device (remember Daniel Craig had one?) against them and blows it all over the place.

Happy Ending!

Story via Mohsin

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